Beluga Whale

what the frick did you just frickin say about me, you little freak? i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy whales, and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on all the octopi, and i have over 300 confirmed boops. i am trained in aerial racing and i'm the top ufo in the entire re-volt community. you are nothing to me but just another landlubber. i will overtake you with speed that has never been seen before in this game, mark my friggin words. you think you can get away with that four-wheeled vehicle? think again, flubber. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of beluga whales across the entire arctic ocean and your location is being found right now so you better prepare for the wave, mullet. the wave that wipes out the clunky little thing you call your car. you're goddang done for, fella. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can surprise you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare fins. not only am i extensively trained in surprise attacks, but i have access to the entirety of the world's oceans and i will use them to their full extent to wipe your dirty buttocks off the surface, you little poop. if only you could have known what spooky retribution your little 'smug' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freakin tongue. but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gargantuan muppet. i will barf rainbows all over you and you will drown in it. you're shark food, blubber.